THE NEW WEDDING ISSUE OF FUCK YOUR FACE :

YES , I DON’T HAVE A BETTER TITLE FOR THIS ;

NOW , LET’S BREAKDOWN THE WEDDING SHIT :

- THE VEILS :

 ” USED FOR THE PROTECTION OF AN IMPORTANT OBJECT OR SPACE … ”

FOR A WEDDING ;

  - LIFTED BY THE GROOM FOR IDENTIFYING AND UNCOVERING THE BRIDE .

- TO COVER THE THE BRIDE’S BEAUTY AND GLARE .

- TO PROTECT THE BRIDE FROM HARM AND EVIL .

- THE WHITE DRESS :

  ” THE WHITE DRESS MYTH BEGAN AFTER THE MARRIAGE OF QUEEN VICTORIA IN 1840 . LATER AFTER , WOMEN TRIED TO COPY THE QUEEN BY WEARING A WHITE GOWN FOR THEIR WEDDING . ”

 IT DOES NOT NECESSARILY REFLECT ” PURITY ” BUT , ” VANITY ” .

SPENCER WAS ENVIOUS OF ALISON . I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS SPENCER FOLLOWED MRS. DILAURENTIS .

WHITE DRESS = VANITY ,

SPENCER ENVIOUS OF ALISON . ALSO , ALISON WAS ” QUEEN BEE ” !

- TRAIN LENGTH :

  ” THE LONGER THE TRAIN ( DRESS ) , THE CLOSER THE RELATIONSHIP AND DISTANCE TO/FROM THE ROYALTY ! ”

AFTER MY RESEARCH , SPENCER’S DRESS APPEARED TO BE THE LONGEST , MEANING ; SHE’S CLOSER TO THE ROYALTY . CLOSER TO QUEEN BEE . CLOSER TO ALISON .

- THE GLOVES :

  ” GLOVES REFLECT PURITY AND VIRGINITY ”

WHAT I NOTICED IS THAT ARIA WAS THE ONLY ONE WEARING GLOVES . I DON’T KNOW HOW DOES IT RELATE TO PURITY BUT , WHATEVER …

- THE FLOWERS :

TO ME THE FLOWERS WERE THE BIGGEST CLUE OF THE ” SPENCER JEALOUS OF ALISON ” THING .

” IN THE MIDDLE AGES , PEOPLE HAD THEIR SHOWER OF THE YEAR IN APRIL . WEDDINGS WERE USUALLY HELD IN JUNE . BY THAT TIME , PEOPLE WOULD SMELL STRANGE THUS , THE BRIDE WOULD HOLD FLOWERS TO SMELL BETTER … ”

NOW , OF COURSE ALL THE LIARS WERE HOLDING FLOWERS BUT , SPENCER HELD TWO BOUQUETS . HERS AND EMILY’S .

AS I SAID , FLOWERS WERE HELD BY THE BRIDE TO MAKE HER SMELL BETTER . NOW CONSIDER THIS ,

SPENCER HAD FINGER BONES IN HER CORSET , AND WHAT SMELLS WORSE THAN A DEAD PERSON ? THAT’S WHY THE WRITERS LET SPENCER HOLD 2 BOUQUETS TO POINT OUT TO HER , MAKING HER MORE CAPABLE OF KILLING ALI OR WHOEVER SHE CHASED 3 SUMMERS AGO …

PAIGE’S NAME MEANS ” YOUNG ASSISTANT ” …
DA FUQ ?!?!
” DON’T LOOK AT THE BOOK . LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ PAGES ” …
AS IF ” PAIGES ” ?!?!
BECAUSE IF THIS IS TRUE AND PAIGE IS INVOLVED WITH THE -A TEAM , THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE HAD SO MUCH IMPORTANCE IN THE EPISODE …

PAIGE’S NAME MEANS ” YOUNG ASSISTANT ” …
DA FUQ ?!?!
” DON’T LOOK AT THE BOOK . LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ PAGES ” …
AS IF ” PAIGES ” ?!?!
BECAUSE IF THIS IS TRUE AND PAIGE IS INVOLVED WITH THE -A TEAM , THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE HAD SO MUCH IMPORTANCE IN THE EPISODE …

THE MERMAID : 
” LOOK AT MY MERMAID .
IF SHE KNEW HOW MUCH POWER SHE HAD .
SHE COULD HAVE WHATEVER SHE WANTS .
BUT , SHE’S AFRAID . 
I THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE’D BE LIKE IF SHE WAS AS TOUGH AS SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL … ” 

THIS IS CLEARLY AND OBVIOUSLY ABOUT EMILY .
NOT ONLY THE WORDS DESCRIBE EMILY BUT , SHE ALSO SWIMS SO …
WHAT’S MORE OF A MERMAID THAN THAT ?!?!

THE MERMAID :
” LOOK AT MY MERMAID .
IF SHE KNEW HOW MUCH POWER SHE HAD .
SHE COULD HAVE WHATEVER SHE WANTS .
BUT , SHE’S AFRAID .
I THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE’D BE LIKE IF SHE WAS AS TOUGH AS SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL … ”

THIS IS CLEARLY AND OBVIOUSLY ABOUT EMILY .
NOT ONLY THE WORDS DESCRIBE EMILY BUT , SHE ALSO SWIMS SO …
WHAT’S MORE OF A MERMAID THAN THAT ?!?!